Here is a special holiday poem from Blaine Mathison:
You
better not cheat
You
better not stray
You
better be careful
with
whom you play
Santa
Crab is coming to town.
He’s
causing an itch
making
you scratch
with
those strong raptorial claws
hard
to get him to detach
Santa
Crab is coming to town.
He
loves it when you’re sleeping
for
that’s when he becomes aroused
You
can buy up all the permethrin in town
you’ll
still have to explain it to your spouse.
O!
You better not cheat
You
better not stray
You
better be careful
with
whom you play
Santa
Crab is coming to town.
3 comments:
Wow, such a cheerful poem Blaine. And more over, it came just in time for Christmas. Certainly, the crab louse is not a frequent visitor however, it won't forget to make us aware of its presence.
Merry Christmas everyone, here in Florida we can only reminisce "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know"...
Florida Fan
Crab louse, Pthirus pubis, you can call it "ladilla" in spanish that means "annoying".
Merry christmas from Chile (with snow only at the Andes glaciers)
Chilean fan
Merry Christmas to my Florida and Chilean fans! Parasite Gal.
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